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Filed under: Article / InFo — cuteduck75 at 8:34 am on Sunday, January 7, 2007
Something To Think About
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it
Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil
come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t
people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a
broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific
mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a
success?

10.If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why
do bars have parking lots?

11.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

12.If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians
eat?? Humans ???

13.If working hours are meant for working, then why are
you reading this???



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